You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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