Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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