I feel like I'm in dance class right now
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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