Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I need to stop coming to work sober
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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