I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Randomize