i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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