you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
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