Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
i dont even know how to be here
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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