fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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