Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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