Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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