these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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