O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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