I am puke
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
