I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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