Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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