Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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