Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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