Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
How external is "for external use only"?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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