The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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