Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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