I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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