My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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