just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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