So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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