So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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