all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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