What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Randomize
