She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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