butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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