So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
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