he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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