so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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