i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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