Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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