But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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