I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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