yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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