Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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