I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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