You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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