Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Randomize
