It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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