Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Two words: blizzard sex
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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