just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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