how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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