if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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