i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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