you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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