No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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