dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Drunk
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A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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