The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
My vagina is officially offended.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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