On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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