I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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